Wishbone Rez Erection

Trish & I went to a McRonald's party out at the Invisible Bowling Alley last nite, but left early cuz it was perfectly boring. We were worried about finding a ride, Carmen was sick, Trisha couldn't do it unless right after she closed the Perky Pam Layout (we had sketti & meatballs) & Brawny didn't wanna do it However, Lisa (the Cult Jammer) gave us a ride in her trusty batmobile; fear & loathing in the batmobile (it's still on the web at www.onewest.net/~jbauer/batmans.car) but the party soon turned out to be perfectly boring. We had to stand around the parking lot of the Invisible Bowling Alley, which I guess is better than stumbling thru the parking lot of the Invisible 7-11. waiting for the owner to come up & open the place. Lisa had brought along a huge bag of candy so we had a couple Whoppers. Then the place finally opened & the pizza arrived so I had pepperoni for a change, as Trish hates it.

Lenica was nice to us, but then this fag Indian, Wishbone, who deserves to be scattered on Dawn's Highway bleeding, showed up. He turned to us & said, "I heard you guys are into group sex. Why don't you try some of mine?" I don't know where this damn horny faggot buttfucker gets his ideas, but we don't do mfm 3-somes & even if we did I'd refuse to blow his scrofulous woody. It sounds like the creep is Mr. Fruity. He can go fuck himself; Trish is the only one I go bouncy-bouncy for; now I have found my girl.